Snowbaby Active Member Joined Sep 10, 2004 Messages 9,704 Location Scotland Sep 17, 2004 #1 Hello guys, this is the "why did the chicken cross the road" thread. Add your chicken jokes here!!!!!! :tu:
Hello guys, this is the "why did the chicken cross the road" thread. Add your chicken jokes here!!!!!! :tu:
Snowbaby Active Member Joined Sep 10, 2004 Messages 9,704 Location Scotland Sep 17, 2004 #2 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Snowbaby Active Member Joined Sep 10, 2004 Messages 9,704 Location Scotland Sep 17, 2004 #3 Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Snowbaby Active Member Joined Sep 10, 2004 Messages 9,704 Location Scotland Sep 27, 2004 #4 Q: Why did the chicken run across the road? A: There was a car coming.
Snowbaby Active Member Joined Sep 10, 2004 Messages 9,704 Location Scotland Sep 27, 2004 #5 Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Snowbaby Active Member Joined Sep 10, 2004 Messages 9,704 Location Scotland Sep 27, 2004 #6 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
Snowbaby Active Member Joined Sep 10, 2004 Messages 9,704 Location Scotland Oct 25, 2004 #7 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo that it was possible. :lol:
Snowbaby Active Member Joined Sep 10, 2004 Messages 9,704 Location Scotland Oct 25, 2004 #8 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: Because it was a double-crosser.