Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Snowbaby]

Hello guys, this is the "why did the chicken cross the road" thread.

Add your chicken jokes here!!!!!! :tu:

 

[Snowbaby]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

 

[Snowbaby]

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

 

[Snowbaby]

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.

 

[Snowbaby]

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

 

[Snowbaby]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

 

[Snowbaby]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

:lol:

 

[Snowbaby]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.