Thanks everyone!
The cocktails went really well. My mum mixed all the drinks and she made them a little more mini so we could get through more. So, I managed to consume 1 brandy alexander, one harvey wallbanger, one madras, several mini shots of blueberry lacquer, a few mini shots of galiano, a few of rum and coke, a tall glass of shandy....And that's about it. It had me pleasantly drunk. Just enough for the warm fuzzy feeling and enough so that I remember everything. But not quite enough so that I could overlook what schmucks we are as drunks,
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I can't quite believe I wasn't totally smashed after all that.... I'm very small with no fat on me so I have a low tolerance.
So, my first drunken experience didn't go too badly
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