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Three men died on Christmas Eve...

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must
    each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
    lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle" he said.

    "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
    keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells".

    Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
    and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
    "And just what do those symbolise?"

    The man replied, "They're Carols".

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