- How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
- "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
- If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep peeing or stop?
- If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
- Do stairs go up or down?
- "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
- Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
- Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
- Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?