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Some Quick Humour

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by merlin1974, Sep 11, 2004.

  1. merlin1974

    merlin1974 New Member

    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?

    What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
    The man.

    What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
    A widower.

    Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
    He wouldn't ask for directions.

    What the quickest way to a man's heart?
    Through the chest with a sharp knife.

    When do you care for a man's company?
    When he owns it.

    What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
    Close the door.
     
    merlin1974, Sep 11, 2004
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