Alright I must improve that effort lol....
A new psychiatrist arrives at Balmain Mental Institution, and is shown around the grounds by the most experianced matron. After seeing much of the hospital, he walks into a patients room. Inside the room are two men, one sawing a piece of wood ... and one hanging upside down from the roof. The doctor finds this intriguing and approaches the first gentleman.
Doctor: Hello... What is it your doing?
Patient: What does it look like... I'm sawing this piece of wood.
Doctor: ok, fair enough... But what is that guy up there doing...
Patient: Oh him... Don't worry about him...Hes a friend of mine. Hes a bit cuckoo... a bit of a loon. He thinks he's a lightbulb.
The patient starts to crack up, finding that incredibly stupid.
Doctor: Well.. he is red as a tomato... It can't be good for him, if he's your friend why don't you get him down?
Patient: What?!?! And work in the dark?!?!?!
