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Men's Degree

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage…

    A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:
    Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree. (Male Arts)

    Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

    Autumn Schedule:
    MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
    MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
    MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
    MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

    Winter Schedule:
    MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
    MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
    MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
    EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
    EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
    ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

    Spring Schedule:
    MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong
    MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
    MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
    MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
    ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

    Autumn Schedule:
    SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
    SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
    SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
    MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

    (See Electives Below)
    Winter Schedule:
    MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
    MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
    MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
    MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt
    MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

    Spring Schedule:
    MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
    MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
    MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
    MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
    MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

    Course Electives:
    EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
    EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
    EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
    MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
    MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
    MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
    ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

    Just a thought for all the women out there.
    MENtal Illness
    MENstrual cramps
    MENtal breakdown
    GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
    Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?

    Send this to all women you know (and men with a sense of humour) and brighten up their day!!…. and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy
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