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• 1. Men are like Laxatives .... They irritate the *poo*  out of you.
   2. Men are like Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they
         are.
   3. Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
   4. Men are like Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite
         sure why.
   5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
         head right for your hips.
   6. Men are like  Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
         say.
   7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
         off.
   8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
         mature.
   9. Men are like  Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of
         emotion.
   10. Men are like Popcorn .....  They satisfy you, but only for a
         little while.
   11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
         how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
   12. Men are like Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
         bright.
   13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the
         rest are handicapped.