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Men are like...

Snowbaby

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  • 1. Men are like Laxatives .... They irritate the *poo* out of you.
    2. Men are like Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they
    are.
    3. Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
    4. Men are like Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite
    sure why.
    5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
    head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
    say.
    7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
    off.
    8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
    mature.
    9. Men are like Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of
    emotion.
    10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a
    little while.
    11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
    how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12. Men are like Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
    bright.
    13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the
    rest are handicapped.
 
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