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Joke of the day!

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Jan 30, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    There was a young man that was studying to be a ventriloquist
    walking along one day, when he noticed an old Indian man sitting
    in front of his little store. The old man had his dog laying by
    his chair, a horse tied to a post nearby, and a sheep in a pen.
    The young man thought to himself that he would have a little fun
    with the old man so he walked up to him and asked if he cared if
    he talked to his dog.

    The old man replied "Umm go ahead dog not talk". So the young man
    went over near the dog and to the Indians amazement seemed to be
    carrying on a conversation about how bad the Indian treated his
    dog, bad food, no exercise, etc. So the young man turned to the
    Indian and asked if it would be alright to talk to his horse. The
    Indian replied, "Umm go ahead horse not talk."

    Again the young man went near the horse and seemed to be carrying
    on a conversation with the horse about how his owner mistreated
    him, tied to a post all day, bad food, etc. This time as the
    young man turned to the Indian man whose eyes were bulging in
    amazement, the Indian man quickly told him: "Don't talk to sheep
    - sheep tell lies!"
  2. LizBeth

    LizBeth New Member

    lol - I love that one! Jokes are so funny! (Go figure, lol )

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