thistle
New Member
Contrary to the teachings of the bible, God created Eve first. She was intelligent, beautiful and interesting........and she had 3 breasts.
After a few days, God came to check on her and she complained that the third breast was a little uncomfortable, so he said " OK, we'll throw one away". This made Eve very happy indeed.
Over the next few months she wandered around seeing other animals strolling around in twos and said "God, I feel lonely. I need a man" and God said...................
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" No problem, now where did I throw that useless tit?"
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After a few days, God came to check on her and she complained that the third breast was a little uncomfortable, so he said " OK, we'll throw one away". This made Eve very happy indeed.
Over the next few months she wandered around seeing other animals strolling around in twos and said "God, I feel lonely. I need a man" and God said...................
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" No problem, now where did I throw that useless tit?"
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OMG LOL! LMAO ROFL!!! THATS GOOD LOL....