Contrary to common belief - God created Eve first...
After a few days, he went down to check on her. She told him
that everything was beautiful in the Garden of Eden but she
didn't really need three breasts.
"No Problem," he said, and removed the middle breast and threw
it in the bushes.
He told her he would check on her in a few days. When he
returned, Eve told him that she was much better with two breasts
but she was lonely and asked if he could make her a friend or
partner.
"No problem" he said, and went into the bushes, got the useless
tit and made it into a Man.
