Contrary to common belief - God created Eve first... After a few days, he went down to check on her. She told him that everything was beautiful in the Garden of Eden but she didn't really need three breasts. "No Problem," he said, and removed the middle breast and threw it in the bushes. He told her he would check on her in a few days. When he returned, Eve told him that she was much better with two breasts but she was lonely and asked if he could make her a friend or partner. "No problem" he said, and went into the bushes, got the useless tit and made it into a Man.