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Ever Wonder...?

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Apr 17, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Some of these may have been posted before, but add your own...

    • - Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
      - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
      - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
      - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
      - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
      - Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
      - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
      made with real lemons?
      - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
      - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
      - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
      - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
      - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
      - Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
      - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
      - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
      - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
      - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
      - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  2. Catrat

    Catrat New Member

    Hehehe I love those things.
    Just so you know though, I put mascara on with my mouth closed [​IMG]
  3. Tiddlyjen

    Tiddlyjen New Member

    [​IMG] yeah i do that too!!!
  4. Princess Pyro

    Princess Pyro New Member

    i don't even wear mascara [​IMG]

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