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Ever Wonder...?

Snowbaby

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Some of these may have been posted before, but add your own...

- EVER WONDER
  • - Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    - Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
    - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
    made with real lemons?
    - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
    - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    - Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
    - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 
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Catrat

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Hehehe I love those things.
Just so you know though, I put mascara on with my mouth closed
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