my fave that describes me:
"retarded genius"
LOL!!!
google has a ton
government organization
alone together
personal computer
living dead
taped live (sorta the same as recorded live)
plastic glasses
tight slacks
peace force
head butt (would that work with butt head?)
working vacation
tax return
virtual reality
dodge ram
jumbo shrimp
healthy tan
a little pregnant
these are kinda weird
sweet tart
12-ounce pound cake
almost done
books on tape
cat fish (lol)
click the start button to shut down
date rape (shudders i'm always freaked out about that, i think in a past life i was drugged or poisoned shudders)
extra virgin
fatally injured
half full
half empty
safe gun
honest cheater
iced tea
"new antiques arriving daily!!!"
Oxymoron (oxy=sharp, moron=dull)
"seriously you need to lighten up"
starting to stop
long sleeve tee-shirts (cant stand long sleeves they suffocate my arms)
<strike>umm this might be one</strike>sorry forgot what I was gonna type
lol umm...maybe:
"I recall, I forgot" ??? maybe?
here's one of my own:
Smart Jessicka Simpson (LOL) (sorry if any of you actually like her sorry)