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Things that are hard to say

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk. 

• • a) Innovative
             b.) Preliminary
             c) Proliferation
             d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk 

• • a) Specificity
             b.) Passive-aggressive disorder
             c) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're

          drunk 

• • a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
             b.) Nope, no more booze for me.
             c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
             d) No kebab for me, thank you.
             e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
             f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
             g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
             h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have
                zero co-ordination.
             I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the
               street.
             j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
             k) Look, it would be great to have *lovies* but I hardly know
               you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward
               in the morning.
             l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its
               just because he knows her or something.
             m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly
             wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I
    fell off.
             n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good
            sleep in that hedge.
             o) I really believe in prohibition.
             p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city center wants
                     to see my bare @ss.
             q) No..you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've
                    only known you for a few hours.
               r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and
                    have wonderful personalities.
             s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my
                shoes off and walk all the way home.
             t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila..surely
                 that would be no good for my insides.
             u) Me? go for a pee in the mens room because the ladies
                 queue is too long? I don't think so.
             v) I`ll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed
                so I don't have a hangover in the morning.