Things that are hard to say
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
drunk
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
- a) Innovative
b.) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
- a) Specificity
b.) Passive-aggressive disorder
c) Transubstantiate
drunk
- a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b.) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have
zero co-ordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the
street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have *lovies* but I hardly know
you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward
in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its
just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly
wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I
fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good
sleep in that hedge.
o) I really believe in prohibition.
p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city center wants
to see my bare @ss.
q) No..you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've
only known you for a few hours.
r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and
have wonderful personalities.
s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my
shoes off and walk all the way home.
t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila..surely
that would be no good for my insides.
u) Me? go for a pee in the mens room because the ladies
queue is too long? I don't think so.
v) I`ll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed
so I don't have a hangover in the morning.