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Difficult to say

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Nov 16, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Things that are hard to say

    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
    • a) Innovative
      b.) Preliminary
      c) Proliferation
      d) Cinnamon
    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
    • a) Specificity
      b.) Passive-aggressive disorder
      c) Transubstantiate
    Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're
    • a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
      b.) Nope, no more booze for me.
      c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
      d) No kebab for me, thank you.
      e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
      f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
      g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
      h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have
      zero co-ordination.
      I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the
      j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
      k) Look, it would be great to have *lovies* but I hardly know
      you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward
      in the morning.
      l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its
      just because he knows her or something.
      m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly
      wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I
      fell off.
      n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good
      sleep in that hedge.
      o) I really believe in prohibition.
      p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city center wants
      to see my bare @ss.
      q) No..you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've
      only known you for a few hours.
      r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and
      have wonderful personalities.
      s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my
      shoes off and walk all the way home.
      t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila..surely
      that would be no good for my insides.
      u) Me? go for a pee in the mens room because the ladies
      queue is too long? I don't think so.
      v) I`ll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed
      so I don't have a hangover in the morning.

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