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Designated Driver

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Apr 9, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.

    At closing time, he saw a fella tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his.

    Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off.

    Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.

    The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. T

    he results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

    The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.".
  2. Laurel

    Laurel New Member

    lol! [​IMG] Actually, thats not too bad of an idea.... [​IMG]
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