Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. 
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
