Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?