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Bad pick-up lines

Snowbaby

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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
 
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They're so funny. Maybe the guys that use them are playing on the pity factor. :lol2:
 
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