thistle
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On the eighth day, God was looking down over his creation when he spotted Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
He says to them, "I've got a couple of leftovers which I may as well give to you. I can't decide who should have what so the person who shouts the loudest gets the first choice.....The first item is a thing that allows you to pee standing up"
Adam immediately jumps up and down shouting " ME ME ME ME, I want that" so God gives it to him.
"Damn!" thinks Eve, " That sounds really good I shoulda shouted louder"
"Oh well" says God, " I'm afraid all I have left is this multiple orgasm"
:woohoo:
He says to them, "I've got a couple of leftovers which I may as well give to you. I can't decide who should have what so the person who shouts the loudest gets the first choice.....The first item is a thing that allows you to pee standing up"
Adam immediately jumps up and down shouting " ME ME ME ME, I want that" so God gives it to him.
"Damn!" thinks Eve, " That sounds really good I shoulda shouted louder"
"Oh well" says God, " I'm afraid all I have left is this multiple orgasm"
:woohoo:
