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actual label instructions on consumer products

Snowbaby

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Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity..... here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:-

1. on a blanket from Taiwan - not to be used as protection from a tornado.
2. on a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - remember, objects in
the mirror are actually behind you.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - use repeatedly for sever damage.
4. on the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - after opening, keep
upright
5. on a new Zealand insect spray - this product not tested on animals.
6. in a US guide to setting up a new computer - to avoid condensation
forming, allow boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening (the
instruction was INSIDE the box)
7. on a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - lie down on
bed and insert poscool slowly up to the projected portion like a
sword-guard into anal duct. while inserting poscool for approximately 5
minutes, keep quiet.
8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - open other end.
9. on the packet of sunmaid raisins - why not try tossing over your
favourite breakfast cereal.
10. On a Sears hairdryer - do not use while sleeping.
11. on a bag of fritos - You could be a winner, no purchase necessary.
details inside!! (shoplifters special!!)
12.on a bar of Dial soap - use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box) - DO NOT
TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late... you lose!!)
14. On Marks & Spencer Bread pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
(Are you sure? Let's experiment!)
15. On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET,
EAT NUTS.
16 On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS
17. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR
GENITALS.
 
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