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A wee quiz....

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by thistle, Apr 21, 2005.

  1. thistle

    thistle New Member

    OK, sorry if this confuses everyone but Bertha will understand [​IMG] , if it doesn't confuddle you (or even if it does) feel free to have a wee shot

    1. To what number must you count before lobbing the "holy hand grenade of Antioc"? (bonus points for exact wording)

    2. Executive producer " Ralph the _____ ______ " ?

    3. How much does it cost to have your dead taken away?

    4. If a woman weighs the same as a ____ she must be made of ____ and is therefore a ______

    5. "Are you suggesting ______ _______?"

    6. WHAT !!! is your name?

    7. WHAT !!! is your quest?

    8. WHAT !!! is the capital of Assyria?

    9. What should be used to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest?

    10. What is the punishment for lighting the grail shaped beacon?

    11. "Your mother was a _________ and your father smelt of _______"

    12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    13. What creature did Brave Sir Robin nearly stand up to?

    14. What is Roger's occupation?

    15. Complete the phrase..." Pie lesu Domine, ______ _______ _____ " (again bonus points if actions are included)

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    OK Bertha go for it......and if you don't get 15/15 I shall be forced to shout "Ni" at you
  2. SaRu

    SaRu New Member

    Right then *cracks knuckles*

    1. 3, 2 shall thy not count, excepting that thou then proceeds to 3

    2. Pass

    3. 9 pence

    4. duck, wood, witch

    5. coconuts migrate

    6. Brave Sir Robin

    7. To find the Holy Grail

    8. What!? I don't know that !

    9. A herring

    10. You get a dam good spanking

    11. Hamster, elderberries

    12. An African or European swallow ?

    13. The dreaded 3 headed knight

    14. Shrubber

    15. I can't remember the words, but... *slaps head with a block of wood*

  3. Bubbles

    Bubbles New Member

    Ok weirdos.. :\
  4. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    *scratches head*
  5. thistle

    thistle New Member

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    1 point for correct answer.....no bonuses as speech is incomplete [​IMG]

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>
    Shame on you

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>
    TSK TSK TSK, completely incorrect

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    so let's see..... 13/15 plus 20 bonus points for head hitting

    not quite perfect I'm afraid

    Ni !
  6. SaRu

    SaRu New Member

    Sorry miss, i shall revise better for my resit. [​IMG]
  7. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    does someone want to explain it to me? I'm thick as mince pies?
  8. thistle

    thistle New Member


    Sawwy Snowy, u gotta watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail...it'll all become clear then.

  9. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Ohhhhh!!!! lol!!!

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