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A man escapes from prison....

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Feb 6, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    A man escapes from a prison after being there for over 15 years.

    While on the run, he breaks into a house looking for money and
    guns, but only to find a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While
    tying up the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
    on the neck, gets up and goes to the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen honey,
    this guy is an escaped prisoner, you can tell by his clothing!
    He probably spent lots of time in jail, and most likely hasn't
    seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
    wants sex, don't resist or complain, just do what he tells you,
    just give him satisfaction. This guy looks very dangerous, and
    if he gets angry, he may just kill us. Be strong honey and
    remember, I love you very much."

    His wife answers back, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were
    cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. "Be
    strong honey and remember, I love you very much, too."
  2. arwenpotter

    arwenpotter New Member

    LMAO!! poor guy XD XD
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