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A Few Jokes


New Member
Jan 27, 2005
Do you know how hard it is to find clean jokes

Weighing the Baby

A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks a clerk if she can use the store's free baby scale.

"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale is out for repairs. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first."

"Oh, that won't work," says the blonde.

"Why not?" asks the clerk.

"Because," says the blonde, "I'm not the mother -- I'm the aunt."

Cute Baby

When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor said, "You have a cute baby."

Smiling, I said, "I'll bet you say that to all the new parents."

"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies are really good-looking."

"So what do you say to the others?" I asked.

"He looks just like you."

Im going to find some better ones though
Originally posted by Homestar@May 10 2005, 04:20 AM
Im going to find some better ones though
Don't underestimate yourself, these are perfect!!! I love the first one!!!!

If it's easier for you... what I did was searched in google for sites that send a daily email joke to you when you sign up for it (it's free). Then all you have to do is log onto your email for it.

Tip: to save your email being full of joke emails... I set up an email address specifically for jokes. Saves your normal inbox being spammed.

But you're doing just fine
thank you