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* Despite massive photographic evidence to the contrary, he claims to have never worn white gloves or shiny black boots.* Right before the souvenir photo is snapped, he whispers, "This year, you ain't gettin' squat!"* When kids say, "My daddy says you're not really Santa," he responds with, "He's not really your daddy."* That snowy beard is nothin' but nose hair.* While it's admittedly a nifty trick, blowing smoke rings out of his tracheotomy hole is just scaring the kiddies. :santa: :snowman: :mrsclaus:
* Despite massive photographic evidence to the contrary, he claims to have never worn white gloves or shiny black boots.
* Right before the souvenir photo is snapped, he whispers, "This year, you ain't gettin' squat!"
* When kids say, "My daddy says you're not really Santa," he responds with, "He's not really your daddy."
* That snowy beard is nothin' but nose hair.
* While it's admittedly a nifty trick, blowing smoke rings out of his tracheotomy hole is just scaring the kiddies.
:santa: :snowman: :mrsclaus:
