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5 ways to tell that the Santa at the mall is nuts

Tiddlyjen

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* Despite massive photographic evidence to the contrary, he claims to have never worn white gloves or shiny black boots.

* Right before the souvenir photo is snapped, he whispers, "This year, you ain't gettin' squat!"

* When kids say, "My daddy says you're not really Santa," he responds with, "He's not really your daddy."

* That snowy beard is nothin' but nose hair.

* While it's admittedly a nifty trick, blowing smoke rings out of his tracheotomy hole is just scaring the kiddies.
:santa: :snowman: :mrsclaus:
 
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