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2 women walking home...

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls. They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected,
    find themselves desperate for a wee.

    As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and
    relieve themselves behind the headstones. As they finish, they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with.

    The first women decides to use her knickers and throw them away afterwards,
    which is what she does.

    The second is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose it, but
    notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers all
    over it.

    One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with thick, expensive
    ribbon. 'Just the job' she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers
    towards her, and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they continue
    staggering home.

    Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the

    "We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on
    last night!"

    "You think you've got problems!" exclaims the second husband. "My wife came
    home with a card stuck up her a**e that said 'We'll never forget you - from
    all the lads at the fire station'! "
  2. Ninja Girl Momoko

    Ninja Girl Momoko New Member

    This was jazzy and swell and we thank you snowee.


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