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2 women walking home...


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Sep 10, 2004
Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls. They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected,
find themselves desperate for a wee.

As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and
relieve themselves behind the headstones. As they finish, they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with.

The first women decides to use her knickers and throw them away afterwards,
which is what she does.

The second is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose it, but
notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers all
over it.

One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with thick, expensive
ribbon. 'Just the job' she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers
towards her, and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they continue
staggering home.

Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the

"We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on
last night!"

"You think you've got problems!" exclaims the second husband. "My wife came
home with a card stuck up her a**e that said 'We'll never forget you - from
all the lads at the fire station'! "