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14 things a man can do at Asda....

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    14 things a man can do at Asda while his wife is taking her time:

    01.. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
    when they aren't looking.

    02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute

    03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies

    04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code
    3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

    05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

    06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers
    you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding

    08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
    can't you people just leave me alone?"

    09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
    your nose.

    10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
    he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
    from Mission Impossible.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say:
    "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
    assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

    And last but not least:

    14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
    loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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