Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school. Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo You played with "My Little Ponies." Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken. You ever read Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, The Babysitters Club, Forever or Sweet Valley High. You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby". You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween. You wanted to be on "Jim'll Fix It". You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had plastic surgery. You wore one of those slap-on wristbands at somepoint...or heaven forbid one of those T-shirts that changed colour with heat (Global Hypercolour) or one of those t-shirt rings on one side. You wore multiple pairs of socks in the middle of the summer just so you could be "hip." You had slouch socks and puff painted your own t-shirt at least once. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off". You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-Man got cancelled. You can remember watching Saved by the Bell for endless hours, back when they were new episodes. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." You know someone who appeared on Wac-a-day. You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name." You wanted to be a Goonie. ("Goonies never say die.") You remember Madonna in her cone stage. You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince." You say 'PJ and Duncan' not 'Ant and Dec'. You even wore fluorescent-neon clothing... (if you can call it clothing!) Not only did you wear fluorescent-neon clothing, but they were mismatched with fingerless gloves and toweling socks. And who can forget those shellsuits!!! You could break dance (ok, you wished you could) You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. You remember M.C. Hammer. You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".... You can remember when it was Jazzy Jeff and The fresh Prince and NOT just plain Will Smith! You own any cassettes. You owned a pair of L.A. Gear, Keds, or Converse tennis shoes. You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ALF or ET lunchbox. You have ever pondered on why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf. My Little Pony, Gummy Bears and Transformers are familiar to you. You ever had a Swatch Watch. You wore a plastic tennis viser all summer You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the "Care Bear stare." You had Wonder Woman or Superman undies. You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!" You spent hours in the basement building and re-building Lego cities. Big wheels and BMX's were the way to go. With your pink (or blue) portable tape player, you sang to Kylie and Jason! If you ever owned Polly Pocket or Micro Machines. If you ever made Ken fall in love with Barbie. You know what " Psyche" means. Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away. You knew that Transformers were "more than meets the eye". You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth. You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good film. You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'dall be living in space. You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt andfelt stylish. You had to change into play clothes after school. You wore acid washed jeans Sported at least one tye dyed shirt Jean cutoffs, or cut sweathsirts seemed -really- cool Scooters were in Watching Neighbours was considered essential You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box. Somehow you still know all the words to songs playedon VH1's "Big 80s" Your arm was full of rubber bracelets.