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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Sep 17, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Hello guys, this is the "why did the chicken cross the road" thread.

    Add your chicken jokes here!!!!!! :tu:
     
  2. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
    A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
     
  3. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
    A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
     
  4. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
    A: There was a car coming.
     
  5. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
    A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
     
  6. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
     
  7. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.


    :lol:
     
  8. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
    A: Because it was a double-crosser.
     
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