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Things to do in an elevator

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

    1) When there s only one other person in the elevator, tap
    them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

    2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you shock. Smile, and go back for
    more.

    3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but
    push the wrong ones.

    4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask
    if they know what floor you're on.

    5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, Hi Greg. How's your day
    been?

    6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick
    it up, then scream, That's mine!

    7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
    elevator.

    8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone
    gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

    9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to
    play.

    10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on
    ask them if they hear something ticking.

    11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
    emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

    12) Ask, Did you feel that?

    13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
    occasionally.

    14) When the doors close, announce to the others, It's
    okay. Don't panic, they open up again.

    15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

    16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

    17) Call out, group hug!, then enforce it.

    18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
    muttering, Shut up.......all of you, just shut up!

    19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
    inside, ask, Got enough air in there?

    20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing
    the wall, without getting off.

    21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
    in horror, You're one of THEM and back away slowly.

    22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
    other passengers.

    23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

    24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while and
    then announce, I have new socks on.

    26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
    announce to the other passengers, This is my personal space.
     
  2. Tiddlyjen

    Tiddlyjen New Member

    LMAO!
    I love those things sooo much!
     
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