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The Hormone Warning

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, May 25, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    THE HORMONE WARNING:
    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when
    all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
    hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license
    in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

    Subject: PMS
    13 Things PMS Stands For
    1. Pass My Shotgun
    2. Psychotic Mood Shift
    3. Perpetual Munching Spree
    4. Puffy Mid-Section
    5. People make me Sick
    6. Provide Me with Sweets
    7. Pardon My Sobbing
    8. Pimples May Surface
    9. Pass My Sweatpants
    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
    11. Plainly; Men Suck
    12. Pack My Stuff
    And my favorite one...
    13. Potential Murder Suspect



    HAHA watch out men!!!
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