Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what? What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower. Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years? He wouldn't ask for directions. What the quickest way to a man's heart? Through the chest with a sharp knife. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.