Potholer
Active Member
If you've heard of Captian Underpants then you've probably heard of this. I just got it in a forward and I'm in a downright crappy mood and it made me laugh, so it's definately worth sharing, I think
. I cut out the silly "send this on to all your friends!!" bits.
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
> > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
>to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
>days than not.
> >
> > Here is your dose of humour...
> >
> > Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
> >
> > The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
> > the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >
> > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
>name:
> >
> > a = snickle
> > b = doombah
> > c = goober
> > d = cheesey
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = dumbo
> > h = farcus
> > i = dorky
> > j = doofus
> > k = funky
> > l = boobie
> > m = sleezy
> > n = sloopy
> > o = fluffy
> > p = stinky
> > q = slimy
> > r = dorfus
> > s = snooty
> > t = tootsie
> > u = dipsy
> > v = sneezy
> > w = liver
> > x = skippy
> > y = dinky
> > z = zippy
> >
> > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
>of your new last name:
> >
> > a = dippin
> > b = feather
> > c = batty
> > d = burger
> > e = chicken
> > f = barffy
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = farkle
> > j = monkey
> > k = flippin
> > l = fricken
> > m = bubble
> > n = rhino
> > o = potty
> > p = hamster
> > q = buckle
> > r = gizzard
> > s = lickin
> > t = snickle
> > u = chuckle
> > v = pickle
> > w = hubble
> > x = dingle
> > y = gorilla
> > z = girdle
> >
> > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
>of your new last name:
> >
> > a = butt
> > b = boob
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = hump
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = head
> > l = tush
> > m = chunks
> > n = dunkin
> > o = brains
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = doodle
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = frack
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = hiney
> > z = juice
> >
> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an
>average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
> > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
>to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
>days than not.
> >
> > Here is your dose of humour...
> >
> > Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
> >
> > The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
> > the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >
> > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
>name:
> >
> > a = snickle
> > b = doombah
> > c = goober
> > d = cheesey
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = dumbo
> > h = farcus
> > i = dorky
> > j = doofus
> > k = funky
> > l = boobie
> > m = sleezy
> > n = sloopy
> > o = fluffy
> > p = stinky
> > q = slimy
> > r = dorfus
> > s = snooty
> > t = tootsie
> > u = dipsy
> > v = sneezy
> > w = liver
> > x = skippy
> > y = dinky
> > z = zippy
> >
> > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
>of your new last name:
> >
> > a = dippin
> > b = feather
> > c = batty
> > d = burger
> > e = chicken
> > f = barffy
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = farkle
> > j = monkey
> > k = flippin
> > l = fricken
> > m = bubble
> > n = rhino
> > o = potty
> > p = hamster
> > q = buckle
> > r = gizzard
> > s = lickin
> > t = snickle
> > u = chuckle
> > v = pickle
> > w = hubble
> > x = dingle
> > y = gorilla
> > z = girdle
> >
> > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
>of your new last name:
> >
> > a = butt
> > b = boob
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = hump
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = head
> > l = tush
> > m = chunks
> > n = dunkin
> > o = brains
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = doodle
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = frack
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = hiney
> > z = juice
> >
> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an
>average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
