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men never listen

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by anjelgirl, Nov 30, 2004.

  1. anjelgirl

    anjelgirl New Member

    Men Don't Listen


    On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
    the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant
    noticed his predicament.

    Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any
    of the buttons on the wall."

    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had
    promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP,
    and a red one labeled ATR.

    Who would know if he touched them?

    He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
    bottom.
    What a nice feeling, he thought.
    Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
    Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
    A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring
    flowers to his unbelievable pleasure.
    The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
    ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes.
    A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

    "What happened?" :eek: he exclaimed.

    "You pushed one too many buttons, "replied the nurse.
    "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.
    Your penis is under your pillow."

    Men Never Listen.

    :grin: :lol: :lol: :p
     
  2. Tiddlyjen

    Tiddlyjen New Member

    :rofl:

    LMAO!
     
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