A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures
alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to
hers.
When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard "Are you the
manager?"
she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands."
Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to
him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into
his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running
her
forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple
of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers,
"there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to
hers.
When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard "Are you the
manager?"
she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands."
Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to
him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into
his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running
her
forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple
of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers,
"there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."