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Joke

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Nov 17, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures
    alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he
    arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to
    hers.

    When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard "Are you the
    manager?"
    she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands."
    Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to
    him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into
    his hair.

    "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. Is there anything I can do?"

    "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running
    her
    forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple
    of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

    "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

    "Tell him," she whispers,

    "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
     
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