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It is good to be a woman...

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by Snowbaby, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    It is good to be a woman:

    1. We got off the Titanic first.

    2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder
    excuses.

    3. Taxis stop for us.

    4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

    5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

    6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

    7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

    8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.

    9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
    still there.

    10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

    11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

    12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look
    like an idiot.

    13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

    14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

    15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because
    they aren't listening anyway.
     
  2. kreestar

    kreestar New Member

    :D :lol: :woohoo: Those were great.
     
  3. Ninja Girl Momoko

    Ninja Girl Momoko New Member

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>
    Indeed. It IS good to be a woman and a ninja.
    :ph43r:
     
  4. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

  5. arwenpotter

    arwenpotter New Member

    lol niiiiiice :tu: :tutu:

    i especially like the "we got off the titanic first" and " we dont look like a frog in a blender when we dance" :lol:
     
  6. Tiddlyjen

    Tiddlyjen New Member

    ditto, there was a frog in a blender flash program once wasnt there?
    :p it was :devil: fun :whistle:
     
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