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I will survive

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Dot, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. Dot

    Dot Active Member

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

    That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you
    But there you are, another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
    I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!

    Go on now go, walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
    Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
    Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count???!

    (Chorus)

    I will survive! I will survive!
    'Cos as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex with a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!

    [Verse II]
    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
    But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs
    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

    (Chorus)

    I will survive! I will survive!
    'Cos as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex with a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
    :lol:
     
  2. thistle

    thistle New Member

    ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    LOL very nice Dotty :lol:
     
  4. Ninja Girl Momoko

    Ninja Girl Momoko New Member

    Dot ? I think this is enough to turn any man into a monk.

    you go girl !! :tu:
     
  5. Dot

    Dot Active Member

    Ninja Girl Momoko, You rock!!! :wub:

    :lol: *secret* This song already turned a friend of mine into a monk :lol: :p
     
  6. Ninja Girl Momoko

    Ninja Girl Momoko New Member

    a monk ? You gave the poor guy a complex ?

    you go girl. Its not like make up commercials dont make us feel ugly.
     
  7. Princess Pyro

    Princess Pyro New Member

    I love it!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]



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