I Have Never.....

[Tiggs]

I can't believe you haven't worn spandex...

I haven't worn a mesh shirt, either.

I have never had any points on my driving license

 

[Lottie]

Nor have I!

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I have never been on a game show.

 

[Tiggs]

Nor have I.

I have never flirted with a police officer

 

[Lottie]

I have!

I have never been in a hovercraft.

 

[Tiggs]

I have

I have never drunk a black russian.

 

[Lottie]

I have!

I have never swam with sharks.

 

[Tiggs]

Nor have I - sounds dangerous.

I have never rollerskated.

 

[Lottie]

I have!

I have never been a Goth.

 

[Tiggs]

I have - first time around, before it was trendy.

I have never been to a rave.

 

[Lottie]

I have! Those were the days....

I have never done Karoake.

 

[Tiggs]

Nor me - I know I can't sing for toffee.

I have never had a pet goldfish.

 

[Lottie]

I have!

I have never had a Cabbage Patch Kid.

 

[Tiggs]

Nor have I.

I have never seen all of The Sound of Music.

 

[Lottie]

I have and I love that film!

I have never seen live, The Marriage of Figaro.

 

[Tiggs]

I have

I have never been South of the equator.