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Commando

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

    She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able tae affarrd any."
    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fur the love 'o God, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
     

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