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Bad pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Jan 9, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

    Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
    ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

    Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first. [​IMG]

    Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

    When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
    the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
     
  2. Tiddlyjen

    Tiddlyjen New Member

    Ive heard that milk is good for you but DAMN how much did *you* drink
    :bop: o0ooh yeah...
     
  3. Tia

    Tia New Member

    They're so funny. Maybe the guys that use them are playing on the pity factor. :lol2:
     

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