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actual label instructions on consumer products

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Oct 1, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity..... here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:-

    1. on a blanket from Taiwan - not to be used as protection from a tornado.
    2. on a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - remember, objects in
    the mirror are actually behind you.
    3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - use repeatedly for sever damage.
    4. on the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - after opening, keep
    upright
    5. on a new Zealand insect spray - this product not tested on animals.
    6. in a US guide to setting up a new computer - to avoid condensation
    forming, allow boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening (the
    instruction was INSIDE the box)
    7. on a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - lie down on
    bed and insert poscool slowly up to the projected portion like a
    sword-guard into anal duct. while inserting poscool for approximately 5
    minutes, keep quiet.
    8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - open other end.
    9. on the packet of sunmaid raisins - why not try tossing over your
    favourite breakfast cereal.
    10. On a Sears hairdryer - do not use while sleeping.
    11. on a bag of fritos - You could be a winner, no purchase necessary.
    details inside!! (shoplifters special!!)
    12.on a bar of Dial soap - use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
    13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box) - DO NOT
    TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late... you lose!!)
    14. On Marks & Spencer Bread pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment!)
    15. On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET,
    EAT NUTS.
    16 On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS
    17. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR
    GENITALS.
     
  2. Potholer

    Potholer Active Member

    :lol:

    Go us!

    :lol:
     
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