Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity..... here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:- 1. on a blanket from Taiwan - not to be used as protection from a tornado. 2. on a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - use repeatedly for sever damage. 4. on the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - after opening, keep upright 5. on a new Zealand insect spray - this product not tested on animals. 6. in a US guide to setting up a new computer - to avoid condensation forming, allow boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening (the instruction was INSIDE the box) 7. on a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - lie down on bed and insert poscool slowly up to the projected portion like a sword-guard into anal duct. while inserting poscool for approximately 5 minutes, keep quiet. 8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - open other end. 9. on the packet of sunmaid raisins - why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal. 10. On a Sears hairdryer - do not use while sleeping. 11. on a bag of fritos - You could be a winner, no purchase necessary. details inside!! (shoplifters special!!) 12.on a bar of Dial soap - use like regular soap. (And that would be how?) 13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late... you lose!!) 14. On Marks & Spencer Bread pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING (Are you sure? Let's experiment!) 15. On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. 16 On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS 17. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.