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A rabbit hops into a butcher's shop...

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Jan 31, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    A rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says "have you got any
    cabbages?". The butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and
    the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the
    same butchers and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher,
    slightly peeved, says "look I told you yesterday - I'm a butcher,
    I don't sell cabbages!" The rabbit hops off.

    The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers again and says
    "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, completely piddled off
    now, snaps "No I haven't got any chuffin cabbages! If you come in
    here again asking for some cabbages I'm gonna nail your f'in ears
    to the floor!" The rabbit is scared by this and quickly hops out
    the door.

    The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers and asks "have you
    got any nails?" The butcher replies "no". The rabbit says "have
    you got any cabbages?"

     
  2. LizBeth

    LizBeth New Member

    LMAO!!! That sounds like something I would do! :flower: :agree:
    Where do you get all these, Snowy?
     
  3. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    I invent them all, arent I clever?? :grinlove:

    Oh ok, I typed "jokes" into google :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
     
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