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A Plane Was Taking Off From Kennedy Airport..

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, May 15, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.

    After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement
    over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY G-D!"

    Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

    A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
     
  2. Princess Pyro

    Princess Pyro New Member

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] that was a good one! [​IMG]
     
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