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A man is driving...

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
    across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it
    but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

    The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls
    over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to
    his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that
    he begins to cry.

    A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man
    crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of
    the car and asks the man what's wrong.

    "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit
    and killed it."

    The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls
    out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends
    down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

    The rabbit jumps up, waves it's paw at the two of them and hops
    off down the road. Ten ! feet away the rabbit stops, turns
    around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
    turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and
    repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of
    sight.

    The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
    "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

    The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

    It says...


    "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
     
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