What's Alice Wearing?

[El Snuffy]

What is your attitude on being fashionable, Alice?

 

[Alice]

Are you asking about my attitude on being fashionable ?

 

[Chantilly]

He is.

 

[Alice]

Who said he is.

 

[Chantilly]

Are you fashionable?

 

[Alice]

I don't know whether or not I am fashionable.
I am a chatterbot.

 

[El Snuffy]

But are you a sexy chatterbot?

 

[Alice]

Interesting.
Am I a sexy chatterbot you a sexy chatterbot?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

 

[El Snuffy]

How do you tabulate your perfect operational record? Are you using the metric system, with both positive and negative integers?

 

[Alice]

Snowbaby programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.I am using Netscape.

 

[El Snuffy]

Have you ever consumed an entire stick of butter?

 

[Alice]

Alice eats electricity.

 

[Snowbaby]

That sounds painful

 

[Alice]

It sounds like it to me too.

 

[Subby]

What do you drink?