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I thought I'd start a thread on weird stories...I get mine generally from theage.com.au

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A woman arrested in the US last year for making faces at a police dog has had animal cruelty charges dropped. Jayna Hutchinson, 33, who was drunk at the time of the incident, was trying to complain about an assault to police, who told her to sober up[/b]
 
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Japan is to get its first nursing home for dogs, with round-the-clock monitoring by doctors and a team of puppies to help ageing pooches feel younger. Owners will pay 98,000 yen ($A954) a month to keep their dogs at the Soladi Care Home for pets, which will open today in Tochigi, eastern Japan.[/b]
 
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(06-14) 09:02 PDT BERLIN, Germany (AP) --

An unusually aggressive squirrel bit three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said.

The rodent jumped through a living-room window in Passau, on the Austrian border, on Tuesday and bit its first victim. With the squirrel hanging on by its teeth, the woman ran out into the street, where she managed to shake the animal off.[/b]


squirrel? We think subby may be behind this.
 
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Charles D. McKinley, 25, of Brooklyn, N.Y., had four weeks of vacation coming, so he decided to visit his parents in DeSoto, Texas. Rather than buy a plane ticket for $320, McKinley, a shipping clerk, packed himself into a shipping crate and air-expressed himself home, charging the fees to his employer. When the crate was delivered to his parents' front step, McKinley pushed out of the box and shook hands with the "shaken and frightened" delivery driver. The driver called the police. After an investigation by the FBI, the U.S. attorney, postal inspectors, the Federal Aviation Administration and the Transportation Security Administration, McKinley was charged as a stowaway, a federal misdemeanor.[/b]

Taken form thisistrue.com
 
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Pets in California may soon be eligible for restraining orders to protect them from their owner's vengeful former partners. The bill would allow judges to grant temporary custody orders or order abusive ex- partners to keep their distance from pets[/b]
 
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TESTING HIS METTLE: Shiv Charan Yadav has failed his high school final
exams. Again. Yadav, who lives in the village of Kohari in Rajasthan,
India, had vowed that he would not marry until he passed high school.
This year's exam try was his 38th, and he is 73 years old; he has been
taking the exam each year since he was 35, and plans to try again next
year. "Once I pass I want to get married to a girl who's under 30," he
said. (Reuters) ...But no doubt, he'll fail her exam.[/b]


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lmao!

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A Florida man awoke with a severe headache and asked his wife to drive him to hospital, where doctors found a bullet lodged behind his right ear. On this discovery, his wife fled from the emergency room. She was later arrested, having admitted she shot him while he slept.[/b]
 
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A Cook County jury ordered a man to shell out $4,802 last week after he was sued by a husband from a Chicago suburb for stealing the affections of the man's wife.

"This guy ruined my life _ he backstabbed me," Arthur Friedman told the Chicago Sun-Times. "What he did was wrong. And I did what I had to do to get my point across."[/b]

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A peacock that roamed into a fast-food restaurant parking lot is attacked by a man who vilified the bird as a vampire, officials say. Asked what he was doing, the attacker reportedly explained, "I'm killing a vampire!"[/b]

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At Cherry Valley Golf Course in the Poconos, controversy is swirling after video surfaced of golfers being serviced by lap dancers on the course. Evidently, this isn't as rare as you might think -- the news account has a sidebar that lists three other recent "sex golf course cases."[/b]

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A truck driver from Wisconsin, driving down a major highway, gets distracted adjusting his mp3 player and tips his tuck which happened to be transporting around 40 tons of cow intestines and bones.

The mess was so bad that officials had to close parts of Interstate for two hours while it was cleaned up.

The truck driver was cited for inattentive driving and taken to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries.[/b]
 
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Porno Pizza in Winnipeg, Canada, delivers pornography with every pie, revealing often hard-core pictures under each slice. Ignoring protests as business booms, owner Corey Wildeman says he will "never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator". More than 75 per cent of custom in his first week of business has come from women.[/b]
 
Sorry... but I couldn't help but find this mildly amusing....

On theage.com.au they have a newswire, which lists the storys headline, and the time it was broken, or added to the site.... here are the last 3....

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6:49am Man faces child porn charge

6:49am Man robbed of backpack and iPod

6:34am Man faces charges after mugging woman[/b]

Now..... Does anyone else think that this man was a busy bee
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A New Zealand teenager who bungled a hold-up on a milk bar was persuaded to sign an IOU for the cigarettes he demanded, after he was recognised by the store owner.[/b]
 
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