Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a
>sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
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>"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely
>until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off
>his clothes and ran into the cave.
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>The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
>about.
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>"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
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>The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when
>Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
>opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw
>in there waiting for us."
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>Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
>cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
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>Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
>inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
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>The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
>spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
>huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
>cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
>really big, fine women in this cave!"
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>He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo!
>Wooooo! Wooooo!"
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>Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO,
>WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
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>With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
>cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the
>headline of the local newspaper read.....
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>NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
>sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
>
>"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely
>until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off
>his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
>The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
>about.
>
>"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
>
>The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when
>Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
>opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw
>in there waiting for us."
>
>Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
>cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
>Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
>inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
>
>The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
>spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
>huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
>cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
>really big, fine women in this cave!"
>
>He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo!
>Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
>Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO,
>WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
>
>With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
>cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the
>headline of the local newspaper read.....
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>
>(Get ready,)
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>(Scroll Down)
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>NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
